With compliments to the Prairie Home Companion web site, and apologies to sopranos everywhere:
Why do you have to open the door when a soprano comes home? Because she can’t find the key and she doesn’t know when to come in anyway.
With compliments to the Prairie Home Companion web site, and apologies to sopranos everywhere:
Why do you have to open the door when a soprano comes home? Because she can’t find the key and she doesn’t know when to come in anyway.